What is Miley Cyrus?
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A clingy whore when in comes to being an ex-girlfriend of The Jonas Brother's Nick Jonas. She always seems to be singing too loudly for everyone's taste. All her songs are about herself or her fabulous life as Hannah Montana. If all of your friends creepily like her music and her show on Disney Channel, you, as a friend, should be deeply disturbed. You should also feel concerned for your friend's welfare because too much of Miley Cyrus, might turn them into Miley clones and they might start walking around like skinny little sluts with a ratty wig and bad accents. Please take caution when you listen to her music and/or watch her show.
Did you see that Miley Cyrus yesterday? Why was she all over Nick Jonas when he obviously wasn't looking remotely interested in the nasty little thing leaning all over him! She needs to get all that oil off of her chest first before she can even THINK of saying hello to him.
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2.
Someone who could kill
miley cyrus - NOBODY's PERFECTTT! I GOT TO WORKK IT AGAIN AnD AGAIN TILL I GETT IT RIGHHTTT!!!
Chuck Norris - Ahhhh, I'm dying!
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The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is singing from a tin can. Also known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all disney channel stars do eventually.
Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like we loved Hilary and Lindsay before they went off and got drug problems!
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1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some
Dingoberries . Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me
Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling yourFreckle .
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Real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus.
What every 12 through 15 year old girl talks about aside from
Another female singer who obtained fame through the Disney Channel, and thus, starting her career of being totally manipulated by them. She, like all the rest, will let this fame go to her head, until the Disney Channel gets another girl victim and boots her out at the age of 25 or until she looks too old to play a 15-16 year old on television.
She will then begin to spiral downhill when she is released from the Disney Channel, only to act/look like a skank.
Trust me. It'll happen eventually.
If you don't believe me, refer to
Hilary Duff andLindsay Lohan .Vanessa Hudgens is already on her way.
I was hoping that Miley Cyrus would turn out differently, but alas, that was ruined due to that pregnancy controversy.
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This years model from the
I hope Miley Cyrus is saving up her money now, because the
gravy train won't last.
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I wonder who will take Miley's virginity? The way she likes to dress, shes just asking for it. Thats what alot of people wanna know.
Who will nail Miley Cyrus? Some hollywood bad boy?
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