M.i.l.f.

What is M.i.l.f.?


1.

Mom I'd Like to fuck

Dude your moms a MILF. Dude, my moms dead. So, shes still hot!

2.

Any woman in her early 30s to late 40s. These women are in danger of being attacked by horny teenaged boys.

"Hurhur, she's a MILF."

"Get therapy, dude."

3.

1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.

2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

1.self explanatory

2. "

4.

Mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs.Bree

Shawn wants to fuck the M.I.L.F. Mrs.Bree.

Lexi is going to be a M.I.L.F when she grows up.

See hot, sexy

5.

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

'look, theres a MILF!!!'

See cheezy

6.

your mom

hell yeah your mom's a m.i.l.f.

See slut, mommy, housewife, soccer mom, booty call

7.

Mother I'd like to...

Jon Stewart: So the New York Times is an old lady, and CNN is Girls Gone Wild?

Some Guy: No, CNN is a milf.

Jon Stewart: Milf?

Some Guy: Mother I'd Like to...


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