Milf-e

What is Milf-e?


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Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday.

A woman so gorgeous that the 'hit it and quit it" mentality just isn't reasonable. Used mostly by love-struck males in the 18-25 range who have become enamored with an older woman.

Guy One: Dude, that woman is such a MILF.

Guy Two: Nah man, she's a MILF-E.

G1: Huh?

G2: Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday. She's a keeper- I'd treat her like a princess, always making passionate love to her, like a beautiful woman deserves.

G1: Grow a dick, man.

G2: Oh, I have one. And it'd be all hers, forever...

See milf, cougar, mom


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