Milfunction

What is Milfunction?


1.

mil·func·tion

Pronunciation: ˌmil-ˈfəŋ(k)-shən

noun

:an imperfect milf: a milf gone wrong : a failed mom

She's been rode hard and put up wet. Thats not a milf, that's a milfunction!

See milf, mom, fail, hot, sex

2.

when trying to hookup with a milf, something that goes completely wrong ruining the situation, or any chances of hooking up with the milf

oh hey mrs.smith, hows it going

hello charlie, i see you got a little something going on down there

oh shit milfunction.

See milf, moms, hot, mom, fuck


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