What is Milking The Trouser Snake?


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Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.

Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

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