Milph

What is Milph?


1.

An expansion of the acronym MILF. A "milph" is "A mom I'd Like to Plow into the Headboard." It is used to describe one's affection for a mother whose beauty transcends that of a MILF.

Dang! Did you see that kids momma? She was beyond fine. She's a MILPH!

See mother, milf, fuck, beauty, sexy, outhouse

2.

Man, I'd Like to Plug Her

May be used in conjunction with MILF.

Jerome: Shitkins! Check out that MILPH!

Albert: MILF? Where?! She's 16, dude.

Jerome: Not MILF, dickeye. MILPH!

Albert: Ohhh. Fuck yeah! Albert want some.

Jerome: She's mine, muthaphucka. Step off.

See milf, muthaphucka, dickeye, plug


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