Mimi Martini

What is Mimi Martini?

Drinking a martini out of a woman's snizz, then snorting a line off the pubic bone where hair used to be

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See muff diver

W.o.o.m.b.

1. An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss. Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..

Que Beer

1. Large glass beer that is used when barbequeing. My dad always has a que beer when he is using the barbeque. See brewski, beer, cold on..

Peepert

1. A man's shlong. Jimmy's peepert is small and corroded. See Sean..

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