What is Mindcrush?
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Crushes one develops on another's intellectual fortitude that, while occasionally pursuable, are not actively pursued due to the inherent irrationality of said longings -- and the fact you don't talk to him/her in real life or, well, at all. Targets often include former MIT linguistics professors and random guys who write for scholarly/incredibly esoteric publications, and maybe you.
"I have such a mindcrush on Steven Pinker."
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A classic taunt on Unreal Tournament. Used to annoy people.
I obliterate somebody
Mr.Freezie: You be dead!
Somebody:SHUT UP.. 
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A man or woman who frequently visits the watercloset in order to wipe their itchy asshole as a result of improper wiping.
"Man, st..