Mini Cheese Pizza

What is Mini Cheese Pizza?


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a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It also gives you enough energy to ignore your responsibilities for the rest of the day.

"Dude, why are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?"

"Man, I ate a mini cheese pizza"

"oooooooooh"

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