What is Minnesota Twins?
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The best team that doesnt need money to win like the yankees, red sox, braves, etc.
Hey Bob what's the best team in baseball?
The Minnesota Twins.
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The Twins only won the World Series twice, in 1987 and 1991. They went in 1965 but got beat by the Dodgers in 7 games.
I like the Minnesota Twins because they win games and don't buy championships like the Yankees, but can we please get a new fucking stadium?
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were the Washington Senators until 1960; 3 time World Series Champs; small market, but made the playoffs the last 2 years
The Twins play in a crappy divsion, so they made the playoffs.
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