What is Minnie Mouse?
1.
an attractive female of mixed racial background (usually of Black and White descent).
"Guess who's back in my motherfuckin' house, half black half white chick I call her Minnie Mouse"
Lyrics taken from Jay-z "Fuck All Nite"
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2.
Fucking Goofy.
Taken from an old joke that went along the lines of
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
A: He found out she was fucking goofy.
You mean you bought that after watching an infomercial? Man, that's just Minnie Mouse.
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3.
Minnie Mouse is an extremely fat girl who lets her fat hang out of her pants. The belly is the minnie mouse head and the titties are the ears.
Eww, here comes Minnie Mouse she needs to tuck that shit in!
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