What is Mississippi College?
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-A Christian University
-Full of Hypocrites
-A Bubble that contains you for 4 or more years of your life because they built a sucky law school in the ghetto.
-You can't have sex on campus so the students are forced to do it in cars which isn't any fun at all.
Roommate:"Will you hold my bible for a sec?"
Me:"As long as it doesn't burn me."
Every student that I see at the bars comes knocking on my door asking if I am saved.
Random Words:
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Noun- Yawns are contagious, therefore when one person yawns someone near them steals their yawn.
Dave yawned, and a second later Kerri..
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The best way to own someone.
Andre: You fist like a seal
Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person
Andre: DAMN!
See owned, pwned..
