Mississippi College

What is Mississippi College?

-A Christian University

-Full of Hypocrites

-A Bubble that contains you for 4 or more years of your life because they built a sucky law school in the ghetto.

-You can't have sex on campus so the students are forced to do it in cars which isn't any fun at all.

Roommate:"Will you hold my bible for a sec?"

Me:"As long as it doesn't burn me."

Every student that I see at the bars comes knocking on my door asking if I am saved.

Volchok

1. Referring to one who kills the main character from the best ever TV show! One who takes drugs and doesn't really care about wasting..

Dopplich

1. Pennsylvania Dutch for clumsy, all thumbs. Man, he sure is dopplich. See clumsy, klutz, awkward, amish..

Double Jackass

1. An action or concept that is jackass for two reasons. Reach my hand into electrified copper sulfate? No way, man, that's a double..

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