Mississippi College

What is Mississippi College?

-A Christian University

-Full of Hypocrites

-A Bubble that contains you for 4 or more years of your life because they built a sucky law school in the ghetto.

-You can't have sex on campus so the students are forced to do it in cars which isn't any fun at all.

Roommate:"Will you hold my bible for a sec?"

Me:"As long as it doesn't burn me."

Every student that I see at the bars comes knocking on my door asking if I am saved.

Zach'd Up

1. The act of getting "jacked up", only having it done to you by Zach Thomas, former Miami Dolphin and Pro Football Hall of Famer..

Magock

1. My cock. Used when you don't want to be overtly vulgar. Why don't you suck magock ? Oh magock ! See cock, the clown..

Urban Walrus

1. n. obese fat woman with a beard or a huge fat man with questionable gender. looks like a walrus standing upright holy crap look at that..

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