What is Mississippi College?
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-A Christian University
-Full of Hypocrites
-A Bubble that contains you for 4 or more years of your life because they built a sucky law school in the ghetto.
-You can't have sex on campus so the students are forced to do it in cars which isn't any fun at all.
Roommate:"Will you hold my bible for a sec?"
Me:"As long as it doesn't burn me."
Every student that I see at the bars comes knocking on my door asking if I am saved.
Random Words:
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The workout of the day on fatalfitness. Very similar to the CrossFit wod, Death Certificates (DCs) are extremely intense.
"Phalanx..
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Having sex in your car.
I had the Green Glow Under My Car as i fucked her.
See green, glow, under, my, car, fucked, sex..