Mississippi College

What is Mississippi College?


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-A Christian University

-Full of Hypocrites

-A Bubble that contains you for 4 or more years of your life because they built a sucky law school in the ghetto.

-You can't have sex on campus so the students are forced to do it in cars which isn't any fun at all.

Roommate:"Will you hold my bible for a sec?"

Me:"As long as it doesn't burn me."

Every student that I see at the bars comes knocking on my door asking if I am saved.


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