Mister Lairs

What is Mister Lairs?


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He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.

Mister Lairs is watching you!


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