What is Mister Lairs?
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He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.
Mister Lairs is watching you!
Random Words:
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masturbating, whilst tanned.
phil: "dayum matt, i just saw bucky having a tanned wank on the balcony"
matt: "that shit ..
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A phrased used to ask/be asked if your alone.
"Alright bruv u on ya ones?"
See alone, one, company, ones, on..