What is Mister Lairs?
1.
He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.
Mister Lairs is watching you!
Random Words:
1.
Purchasing a random beverage from Dunkin Donuts without any idea of what it will taste like
Don't come here often? Just commit a ..
1.
the remains of the female ejaculation after receiving cunniligus from a cunning linguist. often found on the bedsheet habitat or the con..