What is Mister Lairs?
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He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.
Mister Lairs is watching you!
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A person who uses an instant messaging client, but all they ever say is "hey, what's up?" or "sup" or something..
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a scrotum which hangs through a rip or tear in pants
Rich should buy some new sweat pants because we can see his Jewish piñata from her..