What is Mister Lairs?
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He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Sandman, his creator.
Mister Lairs is watching you!
Random Words:
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When You Have A Sudden Stomach Ache That Tells You "Go Take A Shit"
Yo Avo.. I Have Major Doo Doo Cramps
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Gastrointestina..
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Impolite way to ask the standard, "Could have please have _____"
Yo dominos, let me get some of them fuckin kickers...
