What is Trouser Drums?
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the act of patting ones trouser pockets in an effort to find something you think should be in ones posession.
bazzer was playing the trouser drums at the bar for 2 minutes last night before he realised he'd left his wallet at home on the mantle piece!
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swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex
man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even..