What is Trouser Drums?
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the act of patting ones trouser pockets in an effort to find something you think should be in ones posession.
bazzer was playing the trouser drums at the bar for 2 minutes last night before he realised he'd left his wallet at home on the mantle piece!
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A woman of low intelligence, often found staring blankly into space with mouth agape.
Yo! Check out that dumbellina on the corner!
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