Mister Matley

What is Mister Matley?


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A fat, beak-nosed speech and debate teacher who mistreats his students, verbally abuses Armand, sends Kyle to the office twice a week, hands out discipline notices like candy, and pours thousands of dollars of team ‘donation money’ into his slush fund, which is how he was able to move to Danville.

Mister Matley never takes attendance.


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