Mistery Elf Edit Meaning

1. A large man, usually a father with moobs and a fat pouch. Usually has a double chin and a cute face. Often resembles a rabbit or a hamst..

1. female genatalia "Jenny told me that she had heard that I had a nice rod pocket." See vagina, meat curtain, cunt..

1. The impending doom-scenario which will enact itself as the Swine Flu spreads across the world. "Been coughing my fucking lungs out..