Mitten Shock

What is Mitten Shock?


1.

no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.

derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)

see lobster claw

ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.

it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers

omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!

dude i envy you for using such a cool word.

See lobster claw, finger, cat tag, the shocker, pwn't


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