Mittys Edit Meaning

1. Someone who thinks their iPod is better than your portable media device. Shayne is an iLitist dissing my Zune. See ipod, fag, gay, eli..

1. The state of being retarded, or a general moron. See also "Fucktard." Your retarditry is really starting to grate on my nerv..

1. An ambiguously ethnic person exhibiting squirrel-like tendencies. A scatter hoarder. Often associated with timberlands and country music..