What is Mobile Blumpkin?
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The act of recieving a blumpkin whilst confined to a wheelchair. If the guy happens to be getting a knobber, whilst he shits into his plastic bag, this will be a mobile blumpkin.
Wheelchair Guy: Hey! I was getting a knobber whilst shitting into my bag!
Guy: NO, that's a mobile blumpkin.
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to be in possession of a very large or emerging pimple, sometimes red, sometimes purple
R: Yo, I've been big pimpin' for days..