What is Mockasaur?
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The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).
Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!
Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!
(next morning)
Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!
Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?
Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.
Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...
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Is said of someone who has the IQ of an oyster.
Intelligence Quotient Scale:
50-69 : Moron
30-49 : Imbecile
10-29 : Idiot
2-9 : Ret..
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Slapping a chick’s pussy with you dick or hand before fucking it
Chicks beg for the Pussy Slap!
See slap, slapping, pussy, dick, hand
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