What is Mockasaur?
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The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).
Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!
Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!
(next morning)
Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!
Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?
Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.
Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...
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When something is so extremely shocking it seems as if bats would come flying out your ass.
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A painful zit inside your ear that is damn near impossible to pop.
"I have an ear pimple, it hurts!"
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a guy in counter-strike that owns you
/quit LaZkY owned you joe
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