What is Mocktor?
1.
A playful, short form of "medical doctor", to prevent confusion with a doctor of philosophy (Ph.D.).
Dr. Smith was feeling ill after his lecture, so he went to see a mocktor for a check-up.
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2.
English, noun.
A type of arthropod that is drawn to the bright lights of computerscreens but is equally at home in damp leaf litter. His shiny exoskeleton conceals a complicated array of spiracles and tubules, most of which are filled with cocaine.
I picked up a damp log and found a foot long mocktor!
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