Mockturnal

What is Mockturnal?

The act of staying up all night (usually drug induced) and telling others that you were sleeping.

"Bart said he slept last night, but I think he was mockturnal."

See nocturnal, diurnal, sleep, speed, possum

Diarrhea Of The Fingers

1. When you type very fast and a lot. One who types long e-mails and messages has this condition. One who types your eyes off suffers from ..

Compton Hotpocket

1. Shitting in a girls/guys ass and using it as lube. I gave Bovice the compton hotpocket last night. See alabama hotpocket, ass, chocola..

Omfgkm

1. Oh my fudging god kill me. Bob: USA just won the Soccer World Cup Mike: Omfgkm See omg, omfg, km, nowai, wtf..

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