What is Modem Sex?
1.
The act of connecting one computer to another through dialing up one modem to another.
I modem sexed
your mom last night and we exchanged several gigs of binary code all night long.
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2.
The act of one copulating with one's computer modem. Usually performed by inserting the scrotum into the modem. See also:
I love getting off of modem sex.
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The sucking of a penis while held within another man's ass cheeks.
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