Modificationitis

What is Modificationitis?


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Modifcation + itis = modificationitis:

Modificationitis is a disease mostly found in car tuners. The virus can have severe trauma on the infected person financial situation. People who dump hundreds and thousands of dollars into there car to set them apart from other are classified with this disease.

Cashier: You just brought an intake and exhaust yesterday.

Buyer: Yeah I know but I need more power. How about that turbo kit

Cahier:Okay that will be 3000.00

Buyer:Okay I'll take it.

Buyer: Also I need some 19 inch Axxis wheels

Cashier: Okay that will be 2000.00

Buyer: Heres my bank card

Cashier: Credit or Debit

Buyer: Debit

Cashier: You dont have enough

Buyer: Credit then

Cashier: You've got the mod bug bad. You've got modificationitis

See modify, modification, mods, change, alter


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