What is Moink?
1.
a combination of the words "Moo" and "Oink." Used as a state of being, usually in a secretive or hinting way meant to express happiness. Usually said to someone before giving the "eyebrow lift."
"Moink Moink baby..."
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2.
1. precious girl bits
2. interacting with said girl bits
3. a euphemism to replace swear words
4. a general term of endearment
1. Keep that away from my moink!
2. I want to moink you like an animal
3. Well that's a moink!
4. How's it going, moinkers!
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3.
1. Something
2. A retarded monkey.
1. DUDE, THATS WAS LIKE A FOOKING MOINK!
2. Ahm a moinkey.
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4.
noun: sexual intercourse between moo and oink.
verb: to have a sexual intercourse (only if you have a moo and an oink)
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oink moinked moo when moo was mooing.