Moistees

What is Moistees?

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noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.

Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.

Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?

Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.

See vagina, moisties, rectum, gay, horny, vag, faucet, wet, cunt, fag, whore, slut
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