Moktastic

What is Moktastic?

When an item or action is surreal and captivating, yet somehow unfortunate.

Dude, is that bum bathing in the fountain in front of our office?

Yup. That is fucking moktastic...

See amazing, sad

Pussy Pedestle-er

1. Someone who puts pussy on a pedastle, who thinks too much about the situation, is nervous or has difficulty in taking action (engaging i..

Sanding The Flag Pole

1. playing with oneself/ masterbating JR spent the day "Sanding The Flag Pole" See jerking off, flogging the dolphin, spanking ..

Gazzified

1. The most drunk a person can get without having there stomach pumped. Man, I was totally gazzified after the 5th kegstand I did this mor..

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