Molasseswar

What is Molasseswar?

Gruesomely harming yourself with an impressive weapon shortly after publicizing your purchase of the impressive weapon.

"Stabbed myself in the leg with a knife after telling everyone I bought it. Pulled a Molasseswar."

See molasses, injury, embarrassment, Molasseswar

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