Molester Fingers

What is Molester Fingers?

Same as rapist fingers. Swollen, fat appendages used for no good.

L:"Morgan, can you turn in your paper?"

M:"Well, I could try..."

L:"What do you mean?"

M:"Well, I hav--"

L:"MOLESTER FINGERS?! GROSS!"

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