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To shit yourself when travelling home on public transport after a works piss up,and wake up to find your own dog humping away into your ..
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Lawyers that handle cases on Teh Interwebs. Not paid with money, but with e-penis size. Starting rate is 1 inch/hour.
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Being blinded by ones huevos, also known as nuts.
I got mad at my girlfriend so when she laid down for bed, I blinded the bitch with my..
