Mom Card

What is Mom Card?

Similar to a V-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.

Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.

See pregnant, prego

Assyndromaliptic Anassytus

1. astounding ability to ingest food from the butt.. Warning: Assyndromaliptic Anassytus is limited but not preventable to those who take ..

Pooperbate

1. v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after. Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated. See poo..

Happymeal

1. a children's meal composed mainly of cardboard, bread, spit, and potatoes. damn this happymeal tases like shit!..

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