Mom Card

What is Mom Card?

Similar to a V-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.

Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.

See pregnant, prego

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Fred Thomas

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Nizmo

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