Mompants

What is Mompants?


1.

A painfully unhip and out of touch person

From: One deluded by their own vanity into mistakenly thinking that the doubleknit beige cameltoe-makin' JC Penny's high-waisted pants for women that they're sporting make them look professional and executive

that jacket is mompants

See hillary, clueless, beige


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