What is Mompants?
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A painfully unhip and out of touch person
From: One deluded by their own vanity into mistakenly thinking that the doubleknit beige
that jacket is mompants
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When your having sex with a coked out whore and she asks you to punch her in the face during sex.
Guy1: DUDE!!!... I was with this hagg..
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The fear of standing between two men at a public urinal.
"I think most men suffer from urinalphobia at some stage in their lives&q..
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Used to focus on and hold the urine in, when a person or persons must urinate very badly.
I must use my internal penis to contain my u..