Momwich

What is Momwich?


1.

A very mediocre sandwich made by a hurried mother. Usually contains the follows ingredients: Soggy white bread, VERY small strips of lunch meat allegedly with more protein than a hot dog, and wilted lettuce.

Mothers continue to make this product despite absolutely no demand. Most of them end up in various circular files throughout the world.

Smells putrid even through its plastic wrap shield.

My mom keeps making me the momwich every day I go to work, and I throw it out and I eat the orange and banana bread she packs me. I've tried to get her to stop making me the momwich, but someone programmed her and I can't delete the Momwich.exe file...

See sandwich, wilted, disgusting


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