What is Money Distortion Field?
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The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.
"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"
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Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
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1) Jerking off.
2) Cranking it.
3) Masturbating.
I'm gonna go home and knock the noodle...