What is Mongolian Monocle?
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This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.
Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"
"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"
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