Mongoose Edit Meaning

1.

A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.

Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.

See Bob

2.

1) Someone who constantly acts like a clown and is slightly retarded.

2) A more politically correct alternative to mongole - a word related to the country of Mongolia

2) Also a small furry creature

1) Facey, give me back my watermelon you mongoose!

2) That mongoose is gonna get kicked outta school

3) Your mother's a mongoose!

See mong, mongole, weasel, clown, retarded

3.

The name for a girl who is the village bicycle but a mongoose has pegs there for more than one person can take a ride at any given time making her even more of a slut

Zac and Austin rode a mongoose named Brittany whom has had up to 4 other people at one time

4.

A person who flirts with as many people as possible, and then rejects those who inevitably fall in love. Stems from an unhealthy low self-esteem, as they want to feel loved by as many people as possible, regardless of whether or not they actually like said people. Originated from the idea that people don't know whether a mongoose eats a snake or a snake eats a mongoose.

1 - I think I've fallen in love with you...

2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.

1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!

2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^

1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(

2 - Excuse me?

See snake, rejected, flirt, reject, love, disastrophe

5.

1: (n.) a mammal of the musteline family, related to the weasel, mostly found in asia.

2: (n.) Slang for a rather large penis. Used typically in a joking manner.

1: "Ow! That mongoose bit me!"

2: "Those spandex tights really accentuate that mongoose of his... jeez it's like OUT THERE!"

6.

To mongoose is to intervene when two or more people are recreationally wrestling, and help the one of them who is being beaten. The cry of "MONGOOSE" is music to the loser's ears, but for the person who is in the lead, it is not so swell. An opportune moment to mongoose someone is when their opponent is being 'raped' (losing a fight due to an unfair advantage), or if the outcome is unequivilent to one's own opinions.

I mongoosed Erik so bad last night when he was wrestling with Katy.

7.

Obsessivly used by Alia (see Alia, or, Queen of France) directed mostly towards people of Neo-France (see Neo-France) in placement of most nouns/verbs/adjectives and other.

"hi2u mongoose!"

"omg, you're a mongoose."

"mongeese rock."