What is Monkey Butt?
1.
on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day
2.
when your ass gets so chaffed that it gets red, like a monkeys butt
3.
When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.
I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"
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4.
after riding a motorcycle all day and your ass hurts so bad you walk like a monkey
5.
Term of endearment: Can be used to describe a significant other or a loved one in a silly way.
I love you Monkey Butt!!
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6.
Teenage girls gather up/bunch up thier shirts in the back and secure the shirt's ponytail with a rubber band or the like.
When we were at the mall we passed a group of girls all sporting monkey butts.
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7.
Someone acting mean and/or unfair, like a jerk or an asshole.
"My boyfriend is being such a monkey butt lately. He keeps picking fights over nothing!"
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