Monkey Kiss

What is Monkey Kiss?

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(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.

Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?

Guy: (Monkey Kiss)

Girl: Awww! Gross!

Guy: Hehe...

See monkey, kiss, monkey kiss, sloppy, punishment, funny
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