Monkey Kiss

What is Monkey Kiss?

1.

(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.

Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?

Guy: (Monkey Kiss)

Girl: Awww! Gross!

Guy: Hehe...

See monkey, kiss, monkey kiss, sloppy, punishment, funny
50

Random Words:

Outhotted
1. When someone is seriously more hot than you. I was so outhotted by that chic last night! She was totally out of my league, but, we hook..
Read more
Zoologist
1. A Human-God of nature. Zoologist have the ability to control animal behavior, talk with animals, make plants grow really fast, and eat l..
Read more
Blz Plz
1. Internet slang incorporating "Blaze" (BLZ) and "Please" (PLZ) Do you want to BLZ PLZ? (Would you like to blaze, pl..
Read more
Book Banner