Monkey Lightning

What is Monkey Lightning?

any depraved sex act involving faeces and electricity

1) she shocked me when she suggested we try monkey lightning

2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"

See taser, shit, sex, orgasm, group, Pocket Pool

W T F

1. Wat The Fuck used in instant messaging when somthing is random also c LMAFO <person 1> W T F is he on <person 2> Ur Mum ..

Slack As A Yak

1. Extremely lazy. Could also be used to describe someone who is a very slow worker. He hasn't finished that job yet - he is as slac..

Enginear

1. Not to be confused with engineer. Literally, the ear on an engine. How do trains listen? With their enginears. See engine, ear, engi..

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