What is Monkey Perve?
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An individual who delights or enjoys in the sexual curiosity of an obese or ugly female's current undergarments or sexual preferences/pleasures is a monkey perve.
Tom the monkey perve wondered if Tia the stupid, fat whore down the hall, would like anal sex.
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When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".
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a saying for when you either jack off and cum or is about to jack off and cum.
When I was walking home from school and I didnt jerk off..