What is Monkey Perve?
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An individual who delights or enjoys in the sexual curiosity of an obese or ugly female's current undergarments or sexual preferences/pleasures is a monkey perve.
Tom the monkey perve wondered if Tia the stupid, fat whore down the hall, would like anal sex.
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Rhyming slang for wanker
That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!
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The slightly more polite way of say..
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A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your l..
