What is Monkey Perve?
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An individual who delights or enjoys in the sexual curiosity of an obese or ugly female's current undergarments or sexual preferences/pleasures is a monkey perve.
Tom the monkey perve wondered if Tia the stupid, fat whore down the hall, would like anal sex.
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A response to someone yelling "Shotgun!" to override the previously called shotgun.
Tom: Shotgun.
Harry: Shotgun bitch.
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When someone has a really small erection.
dude u got a small erection. it's a buttonwood!
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