Monkey Poop

What is Monkey Poop?


1.

1. The feces a monkey exudes.

2. The feces your mom exudes.

3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.

Boss: "You should work overtime this weekend."

Worker: {Poops in underwear.}

Boss: "What is that smell?"

Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You."

- or -

Man: "Give me head now, woman!"

Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian."

Man: {Poops his bed.}

Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?"

Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head."

- or -

Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?"

Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?"

Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes."

- or -

Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?"

Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole."

2.

some kinda person who smells really bad or a monkey pooping

u smell like monkey poop

See monkey, poop, poopy, monkey shit, shit


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