Monkeyfilter Edit Meaning

1. A combination of the words quick and swift. We gotta be in and out, let's do the quift. See quick, swift, poop, seamen, cum 1. ..

1. The fine art of growing and maturing as a redneck, often in hick bars drinking Pabst or Shlitz beer while crying about how much you miss..

1. A rare disease in which carriers must have a certain level of cock sugar, or else they'll probably implode or something. One who h..