Monkeyfilter Edit Meaning

1. House guests that are a nightmare to house, tolerate or entertain. Someone visiting from out of town soon to be an "ex" friend..

1. The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you. The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph,..

1. the actof sex where no partner is present. or if one is present, gratifyingyourself with out physical aid from the partner. I was bored..