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The painful cramping during the menstrual cycle.
I can't go out tonight I've got the quivering uterus, it sucks!
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When one of two sexual partners proceeds to empty their bowels on the other who is laying on their back.  The chosen defecator erforms a.. 
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One who engages in the act of log touching.
Get your hand out of my ass, you logtoucher!
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