Monkeyscruf Edit Meaning

1. Statistics prove that you have one birthday, just one birthday every year. But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays. And ..

1. To Ditka-off: To waste an entire NFL draft in the act of trading up, i.e. Mike Ditka trading up for Ricky Williams in 1999, moving from ..

1. A dumbass guidance counselor at Austin High School in Decatur, AL who talks too loud in microphones and has an ass the size of Jupiter. ..