What is Mono-perv?
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Verb: The action of seeing someone in passing you would like to have sex with whilst mumbling the words out in your speech at a volume only you can hear.
A hot girl with blonde hair sits under a tree and flicks her hair back
Man mumbles: "i'd love to fuck that girl real hard"
Thus doing a mono-perv
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