What is Mons?
1.
The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.
My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her
vulva ...
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2.
The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.
Dude, I don't want to see your mons again.
Did you spend a lot of time tonguing her mons?
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3.
A person that means the world to someone, a slang for unconditional love
You are like mons to me!
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4.
Very. A lot. May be short for monster.
You better wear a jacket it's mons cold out.
He was mons pissed when his whiteboard got erased.
I did mons homework last night.
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5.
Short for money, specifically cash.
"Dude, you got the mons?"
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6.
expression for money
Shes got mad mons
7.
Short for "money" which means "tight" or "awsome" or "sick."
Dude, that trick you busted was so freaking mons!
Dude, that's a mon pic you took of my sister.
