Mons Maximus

What is Mons Maximus?

A giant mons pubis. No the same as a fupa which is generally higher up, this is basically a huge mound.

Generally not attractive, unless you have a mouth the size of a hippo

Check out this picture in this link, nice body, but damn that mons maximus is a dirt nap.

See box, vag, vagine

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