Monster Massive

What is Monster Massive?


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Commonly accepted as a rave, Monster Massive is a large Halloween dance festival that is completely legal and legitimate.

Costumes are encouraged.

Attendees are checked at the door for illegal substances, although many drugs are smuggled in.

Tickets are available from Ticketmaster, and it is not located in a deserted farm in the middle of the desert.

Monster Massive takes place at the LA Sports Arena.

Informed person: "Have you heard of monster massive?"

Misinformed person: "Isn't that a big crazy rave in LA?"

Informed person: "No, it's a Halloween dance festival that is a lot like a rave, but you can buy tickets at Ticketmaster, it's not in an obscure location out in the middle of nowhere, and drugs are not used/sold openly."

See monster massive, rave, halloween, dance


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