Monster Wank

What is Monster Wank?


1.

The art of masturbating whilst furiously running round hitting and kicking in a frenzied state in an attempt to destroy as much of the room you're in as possible

"Wow I just had a monster wank in my bedroom and chucked my computer through the window."

"Doctor, i've broken all my knuckles and cut my forehead."

"What were you doing?"

"Having a monster wank"

See danger wank, jerk the gerk, seagull, milk the snake


53

Random Words:

1. a person that acts like a blonde or is hyper all the time. that girl over there is ditsy because she didn't take her pills today...
1. When a man is doing a lady from behind, as he is about to cum, timing with his thrusts has to be critical, but as he thrusts the final f..
1. When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may sim..