What is Monster Wank?
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The art of masturbating whilst furiously running round hitting and kicking in a frenzied state in an attempt to destroy as much of the room you're in as possible
"Wow I just had a monster wank in my bedroom and chucked my computer through the window."
"Doctor, i've broken all my knuckles and cut my forehead."
"What were you doing?"
"Having a monster wank"
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Random Words:
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Can replace inappropriate words or any words it sounds funny with. It doesn't really mean anything. Pronounced ROW-NEE PUFFZ
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funny and clean way of saying fucking retarted.
rucking fetarted emphasizes how retarted the person or event actually is.
noun: rucki..
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To completely and utterly destory someone in an online game.
World of Warcraft EX:
Human 1: Z0MGpwnz0rz
Human 2: Ouch...
Orc: /cry
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