Monster Wank

What is Monster Wank?


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The art of masturbating whilst furiously running round hitting and kicking in a frenzied state in an attempt to destroy as much of the room you're in as possible

"Wow I just had a monster wank in my bedroom and chucked my computer through the window."

"Doctor, i've broken all my knuckles and cut my forehead."

"What were you doing?"

"Having a monster wank"

See danger wank, jerk the gerk, seagull, milk the snake


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