What is Monster Wank?
1.
The art of masturbating whilst furiously running round hitting and kicking in a frenzied state in an attempt to destroy as much of the room you're in as possible
"Wow I just had a monster wank in my bedroom and chucked my computer through the window."
"Doctor, i've broken all my knuckles and cut my forehead."
"What were you doing?"
"Having a monster wank"
See
Random Words:
1.
One who wears boxer shorts and sets holy buildings on fire
Phil: Watch out for that faggot. He's a lobstertaper
Kevin: Indeed
..
1.
someone that has multiple porn acounts and knows the in and outs (no pun intended) of internet porn
dude john used to be my frind but n..
