What is Monster Wank?
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The art of masturbating whilst furiously running round hitting and kicking in a frenzied state in an attempt to destroy as much of the room you're in as possible
"Wow I just had a monster wank in my bedroom and chucked my computer through the window."
"Doctor, i've broken all my knuckles and cut my forehead."
"What were you doing?"
"Having a monster wank"
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