What is Monstrostitty?
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A shocking, cringe-worthy breast. Some really heinous hooters. Indicators include the presence of nipple hair, the boobs slope severely outward like the biblical parting of the Red Sea, one looks like a deflated party balloon, etc. The term is especially pertinent when the breasts are a horrid departure from the seemingly pretty girl harboring them.
I began undoing her top when all of a sudden out popped one monstrostitty and then another. One looked like the shrunken head of Dick Vitale and the other a plastic bag filled with ricotta cheese.
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A big bucket filled with beer, popov, cranberry juice, energy drinks and water. That will get you fucked up real bad.
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